Dec. 18th, 2011 10:08 pm
ofvanity: (sbbc)
Author:[ profile] ofvanity
Pairing: Clara/Harry
Words: 700~
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mentions of alcoholism.
Disclaimer: Sherlock belongs to ACD, the BBC, etc.
Author's Note: I've been meaning to write for the Sherlock BBC fandom since last year but I never could pick up an idea long enough to really stick with it and develop something I liked. But then, IDEK WHAT HAPPENED, and this is here. I'm on a personal campaign to get everyone laid as often as possible, starting with the WATSON clan, so he begin-ith the lesson. Harry Watson. Get it in, girl. Pay attention, fandom. The Watsons are a sexually frustrated people. Beta'd by [ profile] everhaunting.

They met the night John was deployed. )
ofvanity: (magneto)
Salt of the Earth
Author[ profile] ofvanity
Pairing: Hank/Sean
Words: 700~
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Corny *science* jokes.
Disclaimer: I am not a crook, XMFC doesn't belong to me.
Author's Note: Bedtime diddy for [ profile] everhaunting.

He hangs out a lot in Beast’s lab these days, and he can make sodium chloride now. )


Jun. 21st, 2011 12:04 am
ofvanity: (fischer)

Hi, darlings. Let's talk. Or not talk. It's around midnight, I'm buzzing with boredom and andrenaline and I was just scrolling through the nonsense that is our fandom. Don't mind the misspelling and bullshit, this is the second time this week that I'm crashing and I want to write this before I go through withdrawal again. It's quite distracting. 

HI, INTERNET. I live in Chicago, Internet. Chicago, Internet, IS AN AWFUL CITY. Because it hates me. And all of us Chicagoans. IT'S SO HUMID. I AM DYING OF HUMIDITY. WHICH, I'm just complaining, when I'm walking in between the fucking sky scrapers, the city is stunning. Stunning. 

I'm doing this, so excuse me for a sec.

I wrote this while listening to old recordings of The Martin and Lewis Show.  )
I was going through the meme, or something, idek. And for the 3825960th time, someone said, Eames can't refuse Arthur anything. And for once, I felt like Eames should refuse Arthur everything. Unbetaed. I've been having a tough week.

In Abandon

Jun. 15th, 2011 10:27 pm
ofvanity: (thardy.)
Title: In Abandon
Author[ profile] ofvanity  
Pairings: Eames/Yusuf
Word Count: 2800
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None, really.
Disclaimers: This, children, in no way ever happened. Nolan is beautiful and Inception is his pet that I occasionally walk through a park of wild and fake ideas.
Author's Note: Written for the captivating place that is the Rarepairs Summer Fest and the beautiful [ profile] fitz_y who prompted: "pre-film, how eames and yusuf met." I took that and kinda ran with it. Ran with scissors, I believe. And under the influence of things that make you stumble. 
Summary: The cold has always made Eames homesick.


Do we ever really meet a person? )
ofvanity: (fischer)
I have been pretty AWOL in the course of the past few months. Which doesn't go to say that I haven't been writing, because I have. I just never have the chance or temerity to pull that stuff on up here. Granted, I've been working on a 25k monster baby that pretty much monopolizes my life and drives me crazy but, hey. Either way, today I come bearing gifts. Beautiful gifts that I'm pretty proud of. And by gifts, I mean fic. And by proud, I mean smug. =D

The first of which, is a drabble. :D

Title: Hello, Angel
Author[ profile] ofvanity 
Pairings: Cobb/Saito
Word Count: 845
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Flufffs and stuffs. (:
Disclaimers: I claim no ownership of the bountiful Inception kingdom nor of it's beautiful rulers, (i.e., King Nolan, Prince Arthur, etc, etc.). I am merely  a peasant. 
Summary: It’s mostly an accident that Dom wakes up at three in the morning that night.

It's mostly an accident. )



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