Dec. 18th, 2011 10:08 pm
ofvanity: (sbbc)
Author:[ profile] ofvanity
Pairing: Clara/Harry
Words: 700~
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mentions of alcoholism.
Disclaimer: Sherlock belongs to ACD, the BBC, etc.
Author's Note: I've been meaning to write for the Sherlock BBC fandom since last year but I never could pick up an idea long enough to really stick with it and develop something I liked. But then, IDEK WHAT HAPPENED, and this is here. I'm on a personal campaign to get everyone laid as often as possible, starting with the WATSON clan, so he begin-ith the lesson. Harry Watson. Get it in, girl. Pay attention, fandom. The Watsons are a sexually frustrated people. Beta'd by [ profile] everhaunting.

They met the night John was deployed. )

Light Up

Dec. 11th, 2011 01:10 pm
ofvanity: (Default)

Light Up
Author: [ profile] ofvanity
Pairing: Hank/Sean
Words: 3700~
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Daddy!kink, priest!play, pain!play, rimming, comeplay, fingering.
Disclaimer: X-Men does not belong to me. With good reason.
Author's Note: Light fixtures, porn. Dedicated to [ profile] everhaunting, because it always will be and because she wrote a five page essay when I asked her about porn. Which is essentially all this is. Porn. (ALSO, \O/ I HAVE NO ICON FOR THIS PAIRING.) Oh, this is pre-transformation, no such place as Cuba or the real world. :D

ofvanity: (k/s.)
1. Yes, we have lists now. I uh, shit, okay. Please note that I tend to use lists as an excuse to just talk and never really make sense.

2. I recognize that the Inception fandom has more or less wilted into a handful of people that live the dream and [ profile] _beetle_ filling all the rare pairs on [ profile] inception_kinkbut to anyone out there still listening, which I don't doubt, keep the dream alive, my comrades. In the name of said dream, I recently prompted a Gen on the kink meme, found here. There are two anon!authors who have stepped up to fill it and just based on the sole fact that they've even graced me with their attention, I am here to pimp. Go henceforth, dreamers and support the cause and rejoice in these fillers. They did great work for me and I'm bound to do some ecstatic writhing.

3. Drive by recs:[ profile] _beetle_'s Dude and [ profile] sketchofsoda's Reaching My Threshold, because I do that now, I rec things. Anyway, these are both great WIPs that definitely deserve attention. On that rec'ing note, I bring forth the delicious account that[ profile] everhaunting and I share, titled Consciously. We mostly string things up there that we want to keep track of but there is a specific tag we use for exceptional works called mind-blowing-lit. It covers all fandoms including but not limited to: Inception, X Men: First Class, BBC Sherlock, BBC Merlin, Star Trek Reboot, Harry Potter, Toy Story, Firefly, White Collar, Avengers, etc.. We've had to rebuild it since the relaunch and let's not get started on the Delicious relaunch because I like to just repress that period of my life. But if you'd like view our empire from it's former glory, it titled Gravitational.

4. I've been kind of radio silent lately, not that I'm usually talkative, but more so these days because I'm not really working on anything and working on too many things at the same time. Currently, I'm knee deep in college applications and things of the like, and working on a couple of pieces at once. At the top of the list is a Hank/Sean, for XM:FC, for [ profile] everhaunting. It's a prettty straight forward PWP, and will probably be up sometime in the next week or so. After that, is a longer fic, I have dubbed The Acad AU or the Nightmare Child, and it's too preliminary for me to even feel comfortable talking to you guys about it. And on top of it all, I have schoolwork but hopefully, this will all blow over soon and I can get back to ignoring RL.

5. I saw Shame last night with [ profile] everhaunting. I'm not going to review it, because I feel like my word holds no real weight for movie reviews, but guys. It was fantastic. There are some pretty clear plotholes, I'll admit, but Fassbender and Mulligan blew it out of the water. McQueen did some excellent work and everyone did excellent work and it paid off because it was a great movie. The NC-17 rating is no exaggeration, though, and it seemed a bit gratuitous to me at points, but not enough to diminish the power of the movie.


(6. ehaunting: I'm trying to read your update and spread peanut butter on crackers and it's NOT WORKING.)
ofvanity: (magneto)
Salt of the Earth
Author[ profile] ofvanity
Pairing: Hank/Sean
Words: 700~
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Corny *science* jokes.
Disclaimer: I am not a crook, XMFC doesn't belong to me.
Author's Note: Bedtime diddy for [ profile] everhaunting.

He hangs out a lot in Beast’s lab these days, and he can make sodium chloride now. )


Oct. 22nd, 2011 07:34 pm
ofvanity: (bang.)
Author[ profile] ofvanity
Pairing: Tom Conrad/Sean Van Vleet
Words: 1500~
Rating: R
Warnings: Obscure religious references, wing!kink.
Disclaimer: I am not a crook, I don't own these boys, I am the poorest person in the poor club.
Author's Note: For [ profile] mindscomeloose, this turned out a lot shorter than I intended, but I was pleased with the product and so, here we are, Empires bandom. I came out of retirement for this. Beta'd, trimmed, mowed, sexed up by [ profile] everhaunting, we are perfect soulmates until the end of time. <3

ofvanity: (havok.)
As many of you know, in regards to the X-Men: First Class fandom, I ship Alex/Charles harder than the angry fist of God.

(c) Fuck Yes Lucas Till

Where's your hand going there, Charles?
I'm juss' saying.

That being said, I wanted to PIMPPP the opening of the Alex/Charles comm just opened by [ profile] kathrynparis, specifically dedicated to our ship and vessel, Alex Summers/Charles Xavier:

[ profile] alexcharlesfics


See you there! :D

ofvanity: (j/s)
Why is is that my regular talking needs warnings? Fandom scrouples~, discussions~, discrepancy~, beta love, and pretty much, extra thoughts on The Finest, for which this contains spoilers.

Usually, I have a nice little post where I rant about the fic I'm currently working on and when it'll be out and what kind of fuckery and jiggery pokery I traversed to get through it, but this time--not only am I super belated--I decided to talk about my asshole genius of a beta that does most of the magical fuckery that makes everything at least SOUND coherent, [ profile] everhaunting. I've known EH since I was 13 and she's been my beta for at least, 3 of those years, on and off and I don't think I've ever stopped and really thought about the kind of shit I put her through.

Guys. Guys. Look at these chat logs.

Take note, this conversation went on at three or four in the morning and EH was purposely ignoring me. )

There was also a threat of scrapping everything at least twice, there was a moment when I was convinced the fic was cursed (two broken pens, one lost, the notebook binding tore, and this one time I was trying to write and couldn't concentrate with so many mosquitoes feeding of what is clearly delicious, delicious blood) and swore to drop out of school, become a pole dancer, move to Boston, marry a nice pole repair man and have 2.5 kids.

Beta appreciation, thoughts on characterization, an apparent lack of the ability to stop. )
ofvanity: (magneto)
First things first, if you open this and it's formatted like a gnome without opposable thumbs did it, it's because LJ and I have been in a full-scale Format war all week. I can't touch anything in the editor because it erases the ENTIRE POST. AND I CREYY, "LJ, PLEASE, BABY, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE." But I'm unworthy, apparently.

Two, this is dedicated and written for and revised by [ profile] everhaunting. Everyone, EH held my hand through this fic, THAT WAS CURSED, (there are dead pens and tattered notebooks in its wake), and kissed my booboo's and listened to me complain and ramble, much like I'm doing now, because she is A MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP. ILY, BB.

The Finest
Author: [ profile] ofvanity
Pairing: Alex Summers/Charles Xavier
Words: ~12750 (total)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Intercrural sex, ideologically sensitive themes.
Disclaimer: X-Men does not belong to me.
Author's Note: As to so far, this is all I have to say about this fandom, it follows the movie verse, including anything the writer's may have said about how they arranged this verse for the characters.


Everyone else in the facility is loud in their thoughts, unabashed and completely open. Alex is quiet, like gentle wind rustling the leaves of a tree. )


Sep. 3rd, 2011 10:59 pm
ofvanity: (xmfc)
Author: [ profile] ofvanity
Pairings: Ariadne/Raven Darkholme
Words: 550
Rating: R
Warnings: Semi-graphic sex.
Disclaimer: X-Men does not belong to me. Inception does not belong to me.
AN: I saw this here and this came together from that. (I will win this format war.)

They've been walking for a while now but Ariadne only knows hwer name and her skin. )
ofvanity: (fischer)
It's five in the morning. I've been awake for a few hours, got maybe three hours of sleep last night. I wrote this a couple of nights ago when I couldn't sleep. It helped almost nothing, so that went well. Either way, I cleaned it up and slapped it up here. I'm just doing this before I take a shower, I'll deal with the comms later or whatever. I feel like I had more to say about this, but forgot it all.

Title: To The Grave
Author: [ profile] ofvanity
Pairings: Gen
Word Count: 958
Rating: R
Warnings: Extreme gore, PTSD, mentions of: real world situational trauma, child prostitution & trafficking.
Disclaimers: Inception does not belong to me.
Author's Note: This was a fill for this prompt and this prompt, concerning PTSD and a specific action, based very loosely on Hero of War by Rise Against. This is almost a character study.
Summary: Arthur thinks he is dying now, his head is thin and the air is stale.


Read more... )
ofvanity: (sholmes.)

 By this, I mean, just sort of talk and ramble or vent, depending on the situation. I think this falls under vent.

So, the last two weeks have been sort of in a whirlwind because I moved out of my house and into a new one so it's all been a game of box mazes and preparation and then moving heavy things in and bonding with my uncles that I only ever see when I want them to help me move. Which, okay, that sounds bad, but it's alright, because they got beer and pizza afterwards. And there's a family bonding exercise this weekend that I'm supposed to attend. 

The point being, there was heavy lifting up two flights of stairs whilst Chicago is being ridiculously, unnecessarily, stupidly humid. My uncle threw his back out, a family friend hurt his ankle, and I tore/strained/whateverthefuck some muscle in my calf. It'd been hurt earlier this month when I went to a concert at the Taste and, idk, pulled it or something, from walking? I never paid any real attention to it, though, and one day I woke up and POOF! it was fine. But this Sunday, I guess, I redid whatever drama happened last time and POOF! pain in my leg. Which, admittedly, I could go to the doctor or whatever, but all they'll do is give me pain pills and maybe a crutch and send me on my way. But I'm not down with that, so I am bearing through. That was, maybe, Sunday. Jesus, it was Sunday. It feels longer than that.

Ranting about an almost broken leg. \O/ )
Two. I want to clear something up, because I realized it sounded bad. Last month, I wrote some random crazy thing, in which, I mostly called Arthur a whore and Eames a martyr, and I said I was going wild because it was the second time that week I was going through withdrawal. I meant withdrawal from caffeine. And it makes me crazy and irritable because I get these insane headaches, that do not get any easier no matter how many times I have one cup of coffee and then do not repeat the action daily. Just making sure we're all on the same page here. (Don't do drugs. :D)
I think I'm done now. :) I'm going to go take a rather awkward and uncomfortable shower/bath-cleanliness thing.

(Also, I got a friend request from my cousin on Facebook this morning and it took me a minute to remember who it was because she's like, TEN YEARS OLD. Smh.) 


Jul. 10th, 2011 05:43 pm
ofvanity: (cobb.)
Title: Debris
Author:[ profile] ofvanity
Pairings:Arthur/Cobb, Cobb/Mal
Word Count: 2000
Rating: R
Warnings: Infidelity, prostitution.
Disclaimers: Inception does not belong to me.
Author's Note: I am trying to strip my writing of it's polish. I wrote this in maybe three hours of angst, twelve minutes of actual sleep in three days, and not nearly enough Chinese food. It is entirely within the realm of possibility that it will make very little sense. Also, can you tell that I am terribly biased in my choice of locations? No? Oh. (: Beta'd by [ profile] everhaunting, so if you find any missing commas, IT'S ALL HER FAULT. Lol, jk, bro, ily. :D
Summary: Cobb is a politician and Arthur is what threatens his life's endeavor.

Read more... )
ofvanity: (cobb.)
Title: Men of Action
Author:[ profile] ofvanity 
Pairings: Arthur/Saito, Arthur/Eames, Cobb/Saito
Word Count: 3100
Rating: R
Warnings: Semi-graphic sex, ridiculous romantic dribble, abuse of office supplies, my brain leaking out of my ears.
Disclaimers: Dear Mr. Nolan, I know I don't own these beautiful, beautiful people. I am also aware this never happened. But if you could just, y'know, make it happen, video it, that would just be fucking great. --Shameless in Chicago. (:
Author's Note: Guys, look, I am on like permanent jet lag right now because my sleeping schedule is COMPLETELY INVERTED. True story, I'm only awake for a few hours of sunlight, it's ridic. Anyway, this took me longer than I would have liked because my brain was like "ENGLISH. QUE?" I wrote this for this prompt on [ profile] inception_kink. I want to apologize to my OP, actually because I  meant to write actual sex for this and my brain said, "QUE  ES  EL  SEXO?" So that didn't go over too well. Last but not least, a nice little nod to my beta and enabler,[ profile] everhaunting, for sifting through the meme when I lost the link to the prompt and y'know, pretty much functioning as a drug dealer expect for slash. Kudos, comrade. 
Summary: Arthur and Saito start having casual sex and when they learn of this development, Cobb and Eames decide to stake their claim.

It begins at the start. )


Jun. 21st, 2011 12:04 am
ofvanity: (fischer)

Hi, darlings. Let's talk. Or not talk. It's around midnight, I'm buzzing with boredom and andrenaline and I was just scrolling through the nonsense that is our fandom. Don't mind the misspelling and bullshit, this is the second time this week that I'm crashing and I want to write this before I go through withdrawal again. It's quite distracting. 

HI, INTERNET. I live in Chicago, Internet. Chicago, Internet, IS AN AWFUL CITY. Because it hates me. And all of us Chicagoans. IT'S SO HUMID. I AM DYING OF HUMIDITY. WHICH, I'm just complaining, when I'm walking in between the fucking sky scrapers, the city is stunning. Stunning. 

I'm doing this, so excuse me for a sec.

I wrote this while listening to old recordings of The Martin and Lewis Show.  )
I was going through the meme, or something, idek. And for the 3825960th time, someone said, Eames can't refuse Arthur anything. And for once, I felt like Eames should refuse Arthur everything. Unbetaed. I've been having a tough week.
ofvanity: (mal)
Title: Incandescent
Author[ profile] ofvanity 
Pairings: Mal/Miles
Word Count: 2500
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest,  Daddy!kink, underage, fingering, voyeurism/exhibitionism, and a mild touch of dubcon.
Disclaimers: This, children, in no way ever happened. Nolan is beautiful and Inception is his pet that I occasionally walk through a park of wild and fake ideas.
Author's Note: Written for this prompt: "Mal has a daddykink, and the only person who can fill it is Miles." I didn't stand a chance, this prompt was too good.
Summary: Mal has daddykink. Miles is her father.

Dinner ends with a clink of empty wine glasses and the clatter of plates in the sink. )

In Abandon

Jun. 15th, 2011 10:27 pm
ofvanity: (thardy.)
Title: In Abandon
Author[ profile] ofvanity  
Pairings: Eames/Yusuf
Word Count: 2800
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None, really.
Disclaimers: This, children, in no way ever happened. Nolan is beautiful and Inception is his pet that I occasionally walk through a park of wild and fake ideas.
Author's Note: Written for the captivating place that is the Rarepairs Summer Fest and the beautiful [ profile] fitz_y who prompted: "pre-film, how eames and yusuf met." I took that and kinda ran with it. Ran with scissors, I believe. And under the influence of things that make you stumble. 
Summary: The cold has always made Eames homesick.


Do we ever really meet a person? )
ofvanity: (thardy.)
Title: Only In My Mind
Author[ profile] ofvanity 
Pairings: Arthur/Eames
Word Count: 10,500
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit drug abuse, sensitive themes.
Disclaimers: This, children, in no way ever happened. Nolan is beautiful and Inception is his pet that I occasionally walk through a park of bad, wild ideas. As far as the actual content goes, there is an additional disclaimer, here. Just so we're clear.
Author's Note: I think this one will speak for itself.
Summary: Eames is addicted to heroin. Arthur watches him destroy himself.

Here we go. )



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