Tsk tsk tsk.

I have been pretty AWOL in the course of the past few months. Which doesn't go to say that I haven't been writing, because I have. I just never have the chance or temerity to pull that stuff on up here. Granted, I've been working on a 25k monster baby that pretty much monopolizes my life and drives me crazy but, hey. Either way, today I come bearing gifts. Beautiful gifts that I'm pretty proud of. And by gifts, I mean fic. And by proud, I mean smug. =D

The first of which, is a drabble. :D

Title: Hello, Angel
Author: ofvanity 
Pairings: Cobb/Saito
Word Count: 845
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Flufffs and stuffs. (:
Disclaimers: I claim no ownership of the bountiful Inception kingdom nor of it's beautiful rulers, (i.e., King Nolan, Prince Arthur, etc, etc.). I am merely  a peasant. 
Summary: It’s mostly an accident that Dom wakes up at three in the morning that night.

( It's mostly an accident. )

 

Fuck Like A Kennedy

 The second of which is porn! :O!

Title: Fuck Like A Kennedy
Author: ofvanity 
Pairings: Arthur/Eames
Word Count: 2500~
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Underage sex. In a classroom.
Disclaimers: I claim no ownership of the bountiful Inception kingdom nor of it's beautiful rulers, (i.e., King Nolan, Prince Arthur, etc, etc.). I am merely a peasant.
Author's Note: This is based off a dream everhaunting had and then I felt compelled to write for some ungodly, sinful deliciousness reason. Did aynyone beta this? Don't think so.
Summary: Eames is a schoolboy, Arthur is a teacher. Consensual underage sex ensues. 


( “Are you alright Mr. Eames? You look flustered.” )

The Black Rattle

The third of which is a prompt fill. C: /generosity.

Title: The Black Rattle
Author: ofvanity 
Pairings: Cobb/Saito, Arthur/Eames if you squint. C:
Word Count: 2400
Rating: PG-13 to Light R
Warnings: Mentions of violence and gore. 
Disclaimers: I claim no ownership of the bountiful Inception kingdom nor of it's beautiful rulers, (i.e., King Nolan, Prince Arthur, etc, etc.). I am merely a peasant.
Author's Note: This is a prompt fill for this prompt: "Post-inception, Cobb is finding it increasingly hard to stay out of the extraction business the way he knows he should. When the compulsion gets to be too much, he contacts Saito and asks him for help. Saito takes him and his children into his own care, and sets about finding Cobb creative outlets in the real world that help ground him.

This means spending a lot of time together, and they fall in love." 

I realized I strayed from the conventional but I rather like how it turned out so perhaps I shall be forgiven? (: 
Summary: Saito teaches Cobb to reconnect with the world.
 

( This is real. )